I beg, this one I no go talk chao. I just have small thing wey I wan talk.
Chei! Ghana women have nyash! Man go live Yankee for so long that I had forgotten small. I actually drooled in the car on the drive home from the airport. Come see nyash with its own zipcode. Come see another one which is being used as a dinner table. Another one too dey, which has its own call and response:
Left cheek: Foolish man…
Right cheek: Follow me.
I followed…right into a gutter.
Many people have that “It’s good to be home moment” when they are eating kelewele or laughing at an argument in a troski. Mine came when a woman’s nyash stopped me dead in my tracks at Circle. People were bumping into me and asking if my head “wasn’t there”. I no biz. I just stood there. I took in the detached nyash in its full glory and exhaled slowly. Then I yelled “Ghana dey be!” as I ran to catch my troski.
Translation for non-pidgin speakers: My mama didn’t tell me that Ghanaian women are so ass-thetically pleasing.
Written by Sir Kiwi
Cartoon by Andrew Adote
the girl ebody body body chao.....hahahaha chale Esi u are not the only one ooo. Sometimes u c a booty n u just got to stop n look ....its like mmm eiii where from this....chale its not easy craa. Men dey suffer..ReplyDelete
Interesting original writing. I like!ReplyDelete
Very true though.
True my bro, my lips haven't been dry since I came back to the GH. You can call me a fellow nyash perv/connoisseur...lolReplyDelete
OMG! this is hands down the best blog of '09! I soo forgot about the foolish man,follow me thing. No wonder back in Kumasi the 'maamefour'(mothers) dey cry anything the SSS girls were outta school. I was soo young to grasp it but now in words Jimmy Cliff 'I can See clearly now!". I know my trip next summer to Oseikrom would be fantabolous! :) but i guess i wont be driving because i have gotten a ticket due to nyash in the states so ummmmm..ReplyDelete
This was hilarious! It's a shame that some of us are not so blessed in that department though...ReplyDelete
Well as a foreigner in Ghana I can attest that Ghanaian women kick *butt* (literally) in that department and leaves us pale ones envious :)ReplyDelete
Chaley, this post be tight. I have myself been strucked by some of these crazy-looking gorgeous asses from our sistas sometimes.ReplyDelete
Just recently, at a fufu joint in T'adi. I fed my eyes very well to a nice coca-cola shaped beauty who happened to come alone to eat fufu. Come see her behind... Hmmm..!!! Chaley, her things were just toooo tight.. Lol.
This alone .... then a blog posting about boobies ... i go like see wey comments go follow dat one!ReplyDelete
Hmm, some toli abt Ghanaian born and bred duna. A guy was sitting in traffic. He saw one of those obscene dunas. He looks at the ass aaa drooling. Next thing he knows. Pain! He crashes into the car ahead of him.ReplyDelete
He says..Ekoraa mahwE!
Loving the artist's work!!ReplyDelete
But, U paaaa, if ur moda no tell you ah, so you no go fit take ur eyez seee? Make you pop everywhere, Gh babes get things.lol!ReplyDelete
Damnn!!! you are good and, you've got me hooked!!ReplyDelete
@Merrymary, yep, me too. I'm getting him to do cartoons of all the posts. Shd be fun. stay tuned.ReplyDelete
lol!!! interesting post. there was a girl back in my SSS with some nyash.. Some serious nyash that you could even put a glass on it and the glass would not fall..ReplyDelete
His Royal Blackness, Sir Kiwi. I'm having a wild sense of deja vu right here. I kinda remember you telling me this story circa 3 or 4 years ago when you came down for a visit. I'm sure this time round the value is stiiiiiiiiiiiiill the same.ReplyDelete
The curves of our wonderful Ghanaian women are legendary stuff. The whole of West Africa salutes the Ghanaian woman and I do so too. Lets make a toast, to all the fantastic girls in Gh my motherland
BOTTOM POWER.... Obuor and A.B Crentsil said it best. lolReplyDelete