What Yo' Mamma Never Told You About Ghana

You write well Esi! And I'm glad you appreciat...

2012-04-04T00:23:00.618+01:00

You write well Esi! And I'm glad you appreciate your booty!

lool these stuff are hilarious but still kinda sca...

2012-04-01T10:51:39.018+01:00

lool these stuff are hilarious but still kinda scary. i'm a bit of a wimp..but i believe maame water might be real (mermaids) there's a lot of astral beings we can't see with the naked eye..not sure about the others though. The one about a man losing his "thing" was hilarious

I find this blog quite funny! Esi sounds very inte...

2012-03-29T17:52:14.743+01:00

I find this blog quite funny! Esi sounds very interesting and well spoken but what I'm tripping on is how being bootilicious has become wrong. having a hips and ass means you're ugly? smh.

I've noticed that trim or plastic girls are always 'trying' to be beautiful than all other forms of females! Skinny girls are always on some ish like "we're sexiest. we're more attractive. we're divas *whatever that means* we're the ideal!?" lol.

Anyways, I'm glad somebody knows that having that protrution back there is genetic and a person has no control over it (even when stereotyping can make you wanna lose all those FEMININE stuff *cos I've Never in my entire life come across a man with such contours, as in hips and ass*)....
Nikki Minaj had booty implant surgery? ain't it obvious that those curves are exclusive to women? that is any woman, (not only Ghanaians)
Google Diana Escotto aka Miss Dr,; Mariela Bella aka Dominican thickness and see whether they are Ghanaians. I know Latinos, Ricans and Asians who have those feminine proportion!

and for the record... Mariela Bella, a very beautifully contoured *with ass! lol* model/ who was doing extremely excellent working on her own would have to trim to about 35lbs less than her weight, 165lbs, cos she is going to be signed to some British modeling agency! in that interview I heard her say "the whites don't like these curves!" and I was like "WHAT!?!"

they despise women with curves ([some American bootilicious models have *Real Women Have Curves* as their slogan but since I don't wanna hurt somebody's feelings I wouldn't say that!]) but claim it's cool to be gay? wtf!
Beauty has a unique meaning everywhere so how come these white folks want to tell us how we should perceive it?

is R Kelly Ghanaian? but I recall him sound like
"Girl your booty so swole
How you get them jeans around it
Girl your booty so swole
Why you think I'm singing about it
Hit it hard from the back
And then I go to sleep and dream
about it
It's like that ass is crack
The way you got me feenin about it" in the song rock star?

I recall T.I say " her booty big enough to swallow up a g string"
is he Ghanaian?

wait a minute..."we need more ass on them models" Kanye? is he Ghanaian?

what type of girls did Chingy use in the video of his hit song "right thur"?
what of 50cent's "disco inferno"?
Nelly's "tip drill"?

hold up. lolz. is Cherokee Dass Ghanaian? Pinky? Ms Cleo? Beauty Dior? Ayana Angel? Mz Booty? Hershey Rae? Marshae triple X aka Armanda Fitts? these are major names from US in the adult entertainment industry (and I don't mean to condone their job) THEY ARE NOT GHANAIAN! but they done gained a fortune though they have huge asses!

This is becoming too much! you have a flat backside and you want it, cool, but don't hate those who have it!

@the lady who thinks GOD (nature) was to make her look more feminine than most...... I just discovered another breed of humans!
I love me some booty! come and arrest me! lol

I think we all have similar reading habits and tas...

2012-03-18T11:45:06.225Z

I think we all have similar reading habits and tastes across English speaking West Africa. I grew up in Nigeria and now live in Ghana. As a young boy, I read the Enid Blyton books (Secret Seven and Famous Five) and watched the series too! We had some local authors and books which I enjoyed (Chike and the River, Johhny Ojo's School Days"), then who could miss the Pacesetters series...everything from Evbu My Love to the Black Temple, to Christmas in the City.

At some point, I started reading James Hadley Chase Novels when I found a copy with a non-judgmental cover. Thats when I realized that you really should not judge a book by its cover and I proceeded to read as many of the JHC books I could lay my hands on.

Then who can forget Jeffrey Archer, Sidney Sheldon and many of the contemporary authors we have all come to love. African writers are making a comeback so Chimamanda Adichie has my vote as does Ben Okri, Elechi Amadi, Myne Whitman, Sefi Atta, Segun Afolabi and many others whose books I pick up everytime I walk into a bookstore.

I must also confess that I have become a Kindle addict and now make a lot of purchases that way. I also think that e-books is a great way for African authors to gain outreach beyond the countries they write from! Anyway, Just my two pesewas!

Fiifi Banson is extremely arrogant @ Mac-Jordan

2012-03-15T01:20:37.544Z

Fiifi Banson is extremely arrogant @ Mac-Jordan

"Hopefully one day we’ll live in a world wher...

2012-03-09T07:26:32.452Z

"Hopefully one day we’ll live in a world where race is as important as, say, blood type."

Funny you mentioned that. Research Japan and blood type. I'm sure you're in for a shock. lol

Good post, by the way. I really enjoyed it.

Thank you for the blog. Please leave it up. I just...

2012-02-29T23:41:26.959Z

Thank you for the blog. Please leave it up. I just found it a few days ago and it is awesome. Please keep open to public. I understand you will not be adding new blogs.
Kwamboca

Wow, this blog is very interesting.

2012-02-29T22:17:16.209Z

Wow, this blog is very interesting.

You are right about Joe Addo's house being clo...

2012-02-26T18:29:49.564Z

You are right about Joe Addo's house being close to El Shaddai Lane. He is my neighbor and former school mates as well. I hope you are enjoying your eco-friendly home.
Peace, Kwesi in Cali.

Wow! Ernesto can I have your number; this is a tim...

2012-02-25T07:51:32.018Z

Wow! Ernesto can I have your number; this is a timeless masterpiece.

Alison Clay.
kirk1clay@yahoo.com

I love the last waist beads necklace. It looks awe...

2012-02-24T01:46:56.076Z

I love the last waist beads necklace. It looks awesome. It also complements well with a gold pendant. I will definitely look stunning with this necklace on along with a beautiful dress.

I want to name my daughter "Maame Adjoa Sarah...

2012-02-09T23:14:28.146Z

I want to name my daughter "Maame Adjoa Sarah" after my mom, not giving her my last name.

I know that FM guy, he used to work at Boomerang. ...

2012-02-08T07:38:45.399Z

I know that FM guy, he used to work at Boomerang. I had just completed "Motown" and will go to "Boom" with my friends.When he was on duty, he wouldn't let me in with the excuse I was a minor.Those days you wouldn't carry identification around, it was freakn Ghana, who needed an ID to prove anything;unless it was a matter of life and death. So I brought my passport along, did you know the guy refused to look at my passport, probably because he thought I was "daddy bee", who had multiple visas...lol.

The author of this blog sounds like she did not ha...

2012-02-02T02:44:22.486Z

The author of this blog sounds like she did not have a memorable time whilst she was at Gey Hey.

The selection process for entry has always been competitive. The young ladies are taught how to achieve academic success and to be the best in everything. They are also groomed to be highly independent. Some are perceived as snobs.

Pride comes before a fall. Many are not willing to compromise or settle for mediocrity. It can be difficult to find the right men to match some of the ladies when they leave university.

Some of them become "masculine" in their outlook and some compete with the men in what is a man's world. That makes their rivals resentful. Some can be inflexible and unwilling to bend or compromise.

They may be high achievers, yet some of them do not have the requisite life skills or cultural understanding to make "good" wives or have sustainable relationships with the typical Ghanaian man who probably wants a less articulate, more subservient woman.

Many of the girls, years after they have left school, are single, single parents, divorced, struggling in unhappy relationships or still searching. That is seen as a flaw in our society where to be seen at social functions without a man constitutes failure. Many women would rather be second or third wives than be on their own.

Some are trail blazers all over the world. There has to be a work/life balance.

I´m a 2 years expat in Ghana and i just step in yo...

2012-02-02T00:52:59.375Z

I´m a 2 years expat in Ghana and i just step in your blog. Congratulations, cause you give me hope in thinking that its posible to find a ghanian girl with real open mind and interesting to meet, a kind of girl that don´t look at me thinking that, a new bank just arrived to Ghana. Do you think its posible to find a non travelled girl thinking like you? please introduce them to me...;)
or tell me where to find them cause im pretty sure that i've been going to the wrong places. or just tell where i should not go.

I really encourage you and congratulations

funny thing is... this rasta man i cared so much a...

2012-01-18T19:52:01.484Z

funny thing is... this rasta man i cared so much about ended up having a girlfriend of a year that he hid from me the four months we were together.....

The good things about Ghana surely make is an impo...

2012-01-16T13:02:23.010Z

The good things about Ghana surely make is an important destination to travel by cheap flights to Accra and the not good things will surely be of no concern to a travel as he will concentrate on the better ones indeed.

mi jole rastafari

2011-12-29T19:24:54.608Z

mi jole rastafari

I find all of these posts and blogs humorous. I ac...

2011-12-25T14:50:44.651Z

I find all of these posts and blogs humorous. I actually am a college student in boulder and I am seeing an African man from Accra Ghana. I was born and raised in colorado, blonde hair and blue eyes! But this man really attracted me. He is a pure Rastafarian. He has dreads, plays in many bands, teaches at my college and also is an incredible drummer. Everything attracted me too him. He was laid back, his accent, his drumming, his ganja love, his looks, his body, and personality. I will be going to Ghana for a month this summer with him and can not wait to experience the culture since I have became an African dancer here! I have never dated an African American, let alone a rasta. There are culture differences but I do not know what to expect. Any advice?

i would be happy if you guys forget about the bibl...

2011-12-16T23:12:31.655Z

i would be happy if you guys forget about the bible and get them money

@anonymous Thats a sad story and I really feel for...

2011-12-05T02:06:25.590Z

@anonymous
Thats a sad story and I really feel for you. On the other hand, its a blessing in disguise for you to get out of that relationship. You deserve the best and she just wasnt good enough. The best for you would be a someone strong enough to put love over family and prove themselves that they made the right choice. Don't let this incident come in the day way of your future relationships.

how come everyone's forgotten the cowbell milk...

2011-11-20T12:31:29.714Z

how come everyone's forgotten the cowbell milk ads.....that thing gave some mad as* gas!!!

The money could be in the form of gold bullion, go...

2011-11-10T04:39:52.625Z

The money could be in the form of gold bullion, gold dust, money in a bank account, blood diamonds, a series of checks or bank drafts, and so forth. I think it is great how much thought and planning you have put into this.

Wow! This looks like a good blog. I'm Scottish...

2011-11-08T09:12:09.820Z

Wow! This looks like a good blog. I'm Scottish myself but I have my friend's Ghanaian mother-in-law coming to stay in 2 weeks and was wondering what to cook her for breakfast. This is her first time away from Ghana, and having travelled myself, I know that you can try new kinds of food at lunch and dinner, but at breakfast time you really want something familiar!

Any suggestions? I'm a newbie at Ghanaian food, and it'd have to be made with ingredients I can get easily here - though I'm near Glasgow where I'm told you can get quite a good range of Ghanaian ingredients.

i am a banker with a very reputable bank in ghana...

2011-11-01T10:35:57.363Z

i am a banker with a very reputable bank in ghana here. we deal with high standards, and speed is key to our operations. maybe all who have suffered at the hands of other banks should try my bank...Zenith Bank and experience the zenith of banking.